WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO BE A
PILOT BECAUZE IT'S A FUN JOB
AND EASY TO DO. THAT'S WHY THERE
ARE SO MANY PILOTS FLYING AROUND
THESE DAYS.
PILOTS DON'T NEED MUCH SCHOOL.
THEY JUST HAVE TO LEARN TO READ
NUMBERS SO THEY CAN READ THEIR
INSTRUMENTS.
I GUESS THEY SHOULD BE ABLE
TO READ A ROAD MAP, TOO...
PILOTS SHOULD BE BRAVE SO
THEY WON'T GET SCARED IF IT'S
FOGGY AND THEY CAN'T SEE, OR
IF A WING OR MOTOR FALLS OFF...
PILOTS HAVE TO HAVE GOOD
EYES TO SEE THROUGH THE CLOUDS,
AND THEY CAN'T BE AFRAID OF
THUNDER OR LIGHTENING BECAUSE
THEY ARE MUCH CLOSER TO THEM
THAN WE ARE.
THE SALARY PILOTS MAKE IS
ANOTHER THING I LIKE. THEY MAKE
MORE MONEY THAN THEY KNOW
WHAT TO DO WITH. THIS IS BECAUZE
MOST PEOPLE THINK THAT FLYING
A PLANE IS DANGEROUS, EXCEPT
PILOTS DON'T BECAUZE THEY
KNOW HOW EASY IT IS.
I HOPE I DON'T GET AIR-SICK
BECAUZE I GET CAR-SICK AND IF I
GET AIR-SICK I COULDN'T BE A
PILOT AND THEN I WOULD
HAVE TO GO TO WORK